Swedile Delights and Dreads Pt 1: The Top 5 Least Anticipated Films of 2009

Howdy, y'all!

New friend and co-worker Joel Doucet has recently completed a list of his top five most anticipated and top five least anticipated movies for the rest of the year. I've been challenged to do the same. THUSLY:

Top 5 Least Anticipated Movies:

5. G.I. Joe
Rumors of it being the worst movie ever made by Paramount aside, this movie looks like it's going to be a lame duck at best. This movie was only made now becase Hasbro enjoyed such a success with Transformers. I'll probably see it, but much in the same vein I saw Dragoball Evolution - to make fun of it.




4. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Why can't the Ice Age movie series just go exticnt already? The first one as mediocre and best. Scrat became redundant years ago.




3. G-Force

Secret agent rodents, all with stereotyped personalities dropping tired cultural references. That is all.




2. The Proposal

Another lame romantic comedy where two people who dislike each other find themselves being stuck together through "hilarious" circumstances. Spoiler alert! They start falling in love, will have a fight, make up, and get married, thus propagating the nuclear family for another generation. Yay.





1. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
This....is just a sin against man. NO.




Check in for Part 2: MOST Anticipated movies later this afternoon. Peace out!
-Silent G